Today my ADD is full-force, so this post will most certainly reflect that.
My thoughts for today:
1. I changed my blog font to courier, because it is way douch-ier.
- I like working with spraypaint because it makes me look cool
B) Advantage to being an artist: I'm not aimless and irresponsible; I'm mysterious
*How much social media do you think is actually performed while pooping? Seriously. Please let me know how many of you are guilty of tweeting, facebooking, etc. (though hopefully not instagramming) while on the john? Be honest. I'll start. I am. And don't lie to me, because I'll know.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: As soon as I posted and shared this post, I immediately texted my roommates about the exciting new hashtag I had just invented, to which they responded with this:
Mom says hers smells like flowers because she uses poo-pourri.
ReplyDeleteI can always count on my family to be the first to chime in when poop is mentioned...
ReplyDeleteI think #pooptweeting needs to be a thing. I don't twit, and I know they'd try and correct my verb there but they brought it on themselves, but I want to know whenever someone is doing it while bending a moist keilbasa.
ReplyDeleteI think just knowing someone is pooptweeting is likely more important than knowing the content of the pooptweet itself. Unless someone pooptweets corn, because corn is always funny.
Usually I would have a quick witty comment to such an amazing string, however, I seem to be stuck-brain constipation if you will...
ReplyDeleteIf I lie about pooptweeting you will know because I will be #poopgramming a picture of it. Also, my phone just tried to auto correct that to prolactin, which is s hormone that helps make breast milk- awesome because I'm breast pumping as I type this while sitting on a bathroom floor (I'm all class) so #pumptweeting. Nice touch phone. -Bonnie
ReplyDeleteBonnie, you are a classy lady, and a hero to all mothers. #poopstar
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